
You can hop over to Fork You's review to see what those folks have to say about their pinto beans, hamburgers, pizza and the other things they sampled. Me? I think I'll stick to hot dogs.
I was eager to see if the capitol cafeteria would serve an appropriate hot dog for our state's tastes, and I was pleased to find out that they almost do. Almost.


The chili had a good texture and it was almost spicy and almost flavorful. In other words, it was almost decent chili. The slaw was almost sweet, but a little too creamy and bland for my tastes. It was almost good, but not quite.
The weenie tasted like it wanted to be a premium all-beef dog, but it didn't quite clear the premium taste bar. In other words, it was almost good. The bun was OK: almost fresh tasting and almost warm.
We're gonna give the Capitol Food Court hot dog an almost good rating of 3 Weenies. If any one part of the hot dog was better than almost good then it could creep a little higher, especially given the value price point of $1.50 each with a generous helping of toppings.
The only thing that wasn't almost good about my lunch at the capitol was the companionship of my new friends from Fork You. That part was good indeed. I'm not sure if there will be more joint ventures such as this, but I hope they keep me posted if their travels take them to new restaurants with hot dogs on the menu.
I demand at least four weenies out of my tax dollars.
ReplyDeleteI'm already working on a letter:
"Dear Sens. Jenkins & Plymale,
It has come to my attention that the Capitol Food Court serves mere 3 weenie WV hot dogs.
This is an outrage...."
I love the artistic quality of the "weenie chef" photo. The weenie are frozen while the chef is in motion.
ReplyDeleteChris: Careful with your lobbying - We're not registered...yet.
ReplyDeletePoker, it's all about the camera phone. An iPhone could never do that.
Not only was the hot dog "some assembly required" but we also had to take our lunch trays to the conveyer belt. I did not leave a tip.
ReplyDelete"An iPhone could never do that." Me thinks I detect a bit of iPhone jealousy.
ReplyDeleteThe iPhone user would too busy watching 30 Rock on hulu and browsing the Celebrity Movie Archive to ever notice the chef.
ReplyDeleteNo, you're wrong Chris: The iPhone guy would be too busy making sure people saw he was an iPhone guy.
ReplyDeleteKinda like how Notre Dame grads always pick their nose with their ring finger so you can see their class ring.
Almost every time I dine with Daniel he has to whip out his iPhone. Does that mean he is one of those "iPhone guys" to which you are referring???
ReplyDeleteWell, if the shoe fits...
ReplyDeleteYou can't watch hulu on the iphone, but if you could I would need dining companions.
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