Mayor Felinton goes after the weenie wonk vote
Huntington's incumbent mayor, David Felinton, will be hosting a free hot dog cookout at the Ritter Park picnic shelter on Teusday, September 16.
This will be a great time to press him on some of the important issues facing Huntington:
- Why does Stewart's serve underweenie sauce?
- What is his stance on slaw education for kindergarteners?
- Can we get the alley behind the Sam's Hot Dog Stand in Highlawn paved?
- Should the health dept. start cracking down on ketchup on hot dogs?
- Would he support the re-introduction of tarring and feathering for stale buns?
- Finally, would metro government impact our ability to buy moonshine from that killer HDJ off of Rt. 10 that we don't tell lawyers or artists from Charleston about?
1 comment:
Felinton needs to be careful talking about his kindergarten plans. He doesn't want his opponent to say "Felinton wants to teach Kindergarten students about their wieners."
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